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2010-02-08T15:54:00.001-06:00

My new answer to everything: "Why? It has to do with the alignment of the
planets."

2010-02-06T23:35:00.001-06:00

I've only been lockpicking for a week and I've already picked a spool
pin lock, the hardest lock to pick. Anyone want to donate some locks?

2010-01-29T11:16:00.001-06:00

"'Cause when I get that feeeeling, I want a... sexual healing" *backup singers* "sexual healing!"

2010-01-28T08:50:00.001-06:00

I feel like Phil Collin's In The Air Tonight ends right as the song starts to kick in. - http://bit.ly/djT3bM

2010-01-27T19:24:00.001-06:00

I just caught myself saying "it can't be that hard!" - famous last
words...

2010-01-23T13:07:00.001-06:00

The Sirius satelite radio salesman tried to sell us Internet for
Amber's car. Satelite Internet tethering from your car?! Wow.

2010-01-20T20:13:00.001-06:00

I'm trying to read Crush It! by @garyvee but I have an obstruction...

2010-01-20T20:07:00.001-06:00

2010-01-20T07:57:00.001-06:00

I love the way Axe deodorant alerts you when it's time to buy another
one. I wonder how much research went into making it explode in your
armpit?

2010-01-19T22:36:00.001-06:00

I've not seen Avatar but it seems to me like it's just a remake of
FernGully, yes?

2010-01-18T20:45:00.001-06:00

Whoever coined "An ace in the hole" should have been more clear. What
hole? Who's hole?...

2010-01-18T11:53:00.001-06:00

No, take your time trying to coax the foam in your coke to go down
while the 3 people waiting behind me cheer you on! Go foam, go!

2010-01-15T13:49:00.001-06:00

Dear Microsoft, I hate you. Currently? For switching Outlook 2007 rendering engine to Word's. Ever compatibility tested an email newsletter?

2010-01-14T11:44:00.001-06:00

Dear @lastfm, stop censoring my playlist! Hollywood Undead sounds like crap with all the edits. Checkbox in settings to go uncensored? kthx!

2010-01-05T21:54:00.001-06:00

Does anyone have a Windows XP or Vista recovery disk their willing to
part with?

2010-01-04T17:35:00.001-06:00

This 40�� weather doesn't make it any easier to start running again...

2009-12-31T08:10:00.001-06:00

Who that is? That's just my baby daddy. - http://ping.fm/xLBBO

2009-12-31T08:03:00.001-06:00

Are you kidding me?! Sean Connery doesn't have a Twitter account?! What a sad existence this world has become. Goodbye cruel world!

2009-12-31T07:58:00.001-06:00

I've got a big bag of NTFS for your FAT32...

2009-12-29T19:30:00.001-06:00

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

2009-12-29T19:28:00.001-06:00

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Sent from my iPhone

2009-12-29T16:57:00.001-06:00

I'm on a Mac Mother F'er don't you ever forget! (spoof of I'm on a Boat) - http://ping.fm/UY8NR

2009-12-26T02:01:00.001-06:00

Alright dammit, who ate all the toilet paper again?!

2009-12-25T23:15:00.001-06:00

Season premier of SNL; Megan Fox hosting and U2 playing. I know what I won't be watching...

2009-12-25T22:58:00.001-06:00

Who the hell gave Jimmy Fallon a late night talk show? Somebody should die for this, and I don't mean Martha Stewart this time.